“shots shots shots shots shots everybodyyyy”

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“Oh sweet jesus that was the best fart ever”

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“Easy enough…”

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“What matters is not the length of the stick, but the magic in the wand”

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“Are you thinking what I’m thinking, Eli”

“I think so AJ, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby”

#ThingsAJ&EliThinkAbout

“Is that a really big cat or just a really small dog?”

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“What’s the square root of a square root?”

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“I wonder why sometimes when I poop it hurts”

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